Wednesday, 18 March 2015

Akshay Kumar VS Undertaker

Okay to start off with I am a huge Undertaker fan. As such, it came across as quite a shock when a stupid perverted Bollywood actor aka Akshay Kumar claimed to lift The Undertaker. Now for those of you who believed this to be true, this is a lie. If you check the film credits, the careless movie producing team of, 'Khiladiyon ka Khiladi', starred Brian Lee as the Undertaker. The real Undertaker is Mark Calaway. However, movie critic websites based in India lied about their actor lifting a WWE legend. Now some of you might think that Akshay Kumar might still stand a chance but I'm willing to bet that I'd more likely believe that I can conquer the universe tomorrow than that Akshay Kumar can beat the Undertaker in a fight. Let's compare some stats:

Akshay Kumar:
Age= 47 years old
Height= 180 cm
Weight= 78 kg
Chest= 42 inches
Biceps= 15 inches
Fighting training/accomplishments: Some training in Muay thai and Russian knife fighting

The Undertaker (Mark Calaway):
Age= 49 years old
Height= 209 cm
Weight= 136 kg
Chest= 53 inches
Biceps= 23 inches
Fighting Training/accomplishments: BJJ black belt; Calaway is a four time WWF/E Champion, three time world heavyweight champion, one time USWA Unified World Heavyweight champion, one time USWA Texas champion, one time WWE undisputed champion, six time WWF tag team champion, one time WCW champion and one time WWE hardcore chmpion. Also, he holds a 21-1 streak at Wrestlemania and he was the 2007 Royal Rumble Winner.



Now to compare the two, The Undertaker has a upper hand in everything, from fighting experience to body size advantage. Akshay Kumar is a little man, who tries to look tough but isn't, like Curley from 'Of Mice and Men'.

6 comments:

  1. stupid post it was a movie that character fought undertaker nowhere akshay claimed he can beat him just about lifting undertaker or imposter undertaker that is valid point but it is a movie

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    1. How is this stupid? All of it is true! Kumar regularly goes on comedy shows and claims to have beaten The Undertaker!

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  2. This is Undertaker's stats:
    -6'10" 309 lbs.

    [Strong style and Puroresu wrestling in NJPW and MPW]


    * Squat = 345 lbs.
    * Bench Press = 365 lbs.
    * Deadlift = 500 lbs.

    -Last rides to Big Show/ Mark Henry/Kane.
    -Bodyslam to King King Bundy/ Mark Henry.
    -Superplex to Big Show/ Kane.
    -Tombstone to Mark Henry/ Kane/ Vader.
    -Chokeslams to Big Show/ Kane/ Viscera/ Khali/ Mark Henry/ Vader.


    -BJJ Black Belt (e.g. Gogoplata)
    -Trained in Krav Maga
    -Highly athletic (suicide dives, old school, top rope elbow drops, flying clothesline, dropkicks, crossbodies, leg drop from top turnbuckle to announce table, 40 inch box jumps)
    -Greatest brawler EVER (regarded 'The best pure striker in sports entertainment history'. Big Boot, punch combo in corner, snake eyes)
    -Technical based wrestling (wristlock lifts, suplexes, grappling, headlocks, armbars, neckbreakers, arm wrench, sleeper hold, dragon sleeper, nelson slam, triangle choke, camel clutch) Maybe you can check out his WM 25 match with HBK (regarded the greatest match ever in the history of professional wrestling).Bret Hart says he can 'make a silk purse out of a sow's ear'.
    competed in shoot wrestling promotions such as NJPW and MPW.
    -Very high threshold of pain (HIAC 1998, HIAC 2002)
    -Choked out Olympic Gold Medallist wrestler, Kurt Angle in a legitimate backstage fight on an aeroplane. He also knocked a man in a bar out with one blow.
    -Broken orbital bone, broken cheek bone, torn rotator cuff, torn pectoral muscle, burnt chest,torn biceps, hip surgery, injured knee, broken ankle, torn groin, broken hand, hyper extended elbow,chronic back injuries, broken nose and putting on EXTREME BRUTAL Match of the Years.
    -Undergoes more death defying moves and pain, puts on MOTY's, gets burned while his entrance, botches a suicide dive (landing on neck), and wrestles for another fifteen minutes to the best match ever.

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  3. This is Undertaker's stats:
    -6'10" 309 lbs.

    [Strong style and Puroresu wrestling in NJPW and MPW]


    * Squat = 345 lbs.
    * Bench Press = 365 lbs.
    * Deadlift = 500 lbs.

    -Last rides to Big Show/ Mark Henry/Kane.
    -Bodyslam to King King Bundy/ Mark Henry.
    -Superplex to Big Show/ Kane.
    -Tombstone to Mark Henry/ Kane/ Vader.
    -Chokeslams to Big Show/ Kane/ Viscera/ Khali/ Mark Henry/ Vader.


    -BJJ Black Belt (e.g. Gogoplata)
    -Trained in Krav Maga
    -Highly athletic (suicide dives, old school, top rope elbow drops, flying clothesline, dropkicks, crossbodies, leg drop from top turnbuckle to announce table, 40 inch box jumps)
    -Greatest brawler EVER (regarded 'The best pure striker in sports entertainment history'. Big Boot, punch combo in corner, snake eyes)
    -Technical based wrestling (wristlock lifts, suplexes, grappling, headlocks, armbars, neckbreakers, arm wrench, sleeper hold, dragon sleeper, nelson slam, triangle choke, camel clutch) Maybe you can check out his WM 25 match with HBK (regarded the greatest match ever in the history of professional wrestling).Bret Hart says he can 'make a silk purse out of a sow's ear'.
    competed in shoot wrestling promotions such as NJPW and MPW.
    -Very high threshold of pain (HIAC 1998, HIAC 2002)
    -Choked out Olympic Gold Medallist wrestler, Kurt Angle in a legitimate backstage fight on an aeroplane. He also knocked a man in a bar out with one blow.
    -Broken orbital bone, broken cheek bone, torn rotator cuff, torn pectoral muscle, burnt chest,torn biceps, hip surgery, injured knee, broken ankle, torn groin, broken hand, hyper extended elbow,chronic back injuries, broken nose and putting on EXTREME BRUTAL Match of the Years.
    -Undergoes more death defying moves and pain, puts on MOTY's, gets burned while his entrance, botches a suicide dive (landing on neck), and wrestles for another fifteen minutes to the best match ever.

    ReplyDelete